No. Now, shut up and eat your pears.

paralysedbeaver: The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:02:58 -0400

The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night Live.

stars-and-the-silence: ishxq: crystalshades: skankyourart: i’...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:02:35 -0400

ishxq:

crystalshades:

skankyourart:

i’d kill to be able to wake up to this view

no words. this is my dream bedroom!

im sorry but this is just so amazing.. i’ll find peace here..

beautiful

The only problem being I would legit never leave my bed unless I was going out there

attains: attains: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:37:52 -0400

attains:

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

ianthe: preferred mode of travel tbh

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:35:27 -0400

ianthe:

preferred mode of travel tbh

ejacutastic: how does she know that’s even aimed at her that...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:35:25 -0400

ejacutastic:

how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom

gorgeousdarren: when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:31:56 -0400

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

sexintartarus: excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:00:14 -0400

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

brain-food: my heart. it has exploded.

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:24:48 -0400

brain-food:

my heart. it has exploded.

Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:14:28 -0400

Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo

najikasun: prince-dirk-of-derse: princeofdoki: candycane-horns...

Sun, 19 May 2013 14:13:48 -0400

najikasun:

prince-dirk-of-derse:

princeofdoki:

candycane-horns:

butts-with-bro-shades:

bunny-leech:

bolindownariver:

So i was like “wow great PPG cosplays”

Then I saw it

awir987gfdg8us4ot8erg798ds7zf0ea48osiudfvz

I don’t get it.

Is it because the gap in the railing thing or…?

im GONNA PEE

is that… JEINJUDIJDEUNJEJKMSKSMSKKSN

oHMYGOD

SCREAMING

i-am-mishafuckingcollins: librarian-byday: I swear, I will do...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:17:00 -0400

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person

vaspim: You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:14:23 -0400

vaspim:

You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.

mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:12:36 -0400

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

peregrin-fool-of-a-took: 221bec: “so how’s your fandom doing?” it doesn’t even matter what...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:11:41 -0400

peregrin-fool-of-a-took:

221bec:

“so how’s your fandom doing?”

it doesn’t even matter what fandom they meant; this applies to all of them.

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:10:48 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:06:41 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

reach-up-and-touch-the-stars: bearsatan: gothamcityballet: dea...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:32:39 -0400

reach-up-and-touch-the-stars:

bearsatan:

gothamcityballet:

deafmuslimpunx:

exquisitedialectics:

takealookatyourlife:

Aiya Van Kooten everyone

When Aiya Van Kooten stood face-to-face with a burglar in her bedroom, her left eye twitched, then she went into “predator mode”.

“I screamed at him… jumped off my chair, leaped over my bed and sprinted after him down the stairs,” she said.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8626910/Predator-mode-scares-off-burglars

This is the best story of my life

“Although she was the only one home, Van Kooten said she had no regard for her safety - instead, she said she was just overwhelmed with “rage“….. ummmmm Hero!!!

Haha, badass Muslim woman. Love it!!!

This lady is so awesome. She lives with her grandma and was studying and had a towel on her head and no shoes but she chased them out of her garden, kicked one up the arse as he climbed a fence, they dropped a camera and laptop, she flagged down a passing driver to help her continue the pursuit, and it turned out he was ex-military, and they finally caught one of them in a park and pinned him as the police arrived. Now she’s going to visit the burglar in prison for the next few months to help with his rehabilitation.

So in summary:

This lady doesn’t just defend her home and loved ones, she will hunt you down, team up with other skilled individuals, get you put away, and then teach you the consequences of your actions until you’re a valuable member of society once more.

Seriously she’s a frigging superhero.

um damn

Oh my god

gerard-you-little-shit: mother-fricker: WHAT PLOT FUCKIN...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:30:12 -0400

gerard-you-little-shit:

mother-fricker:

WHAT

PLOT FUCKIN TWIST????

seratonation: beautifulwhatsyourhurry: commanderkarkat: you...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:27:51 -0400

seratonation:

beautifulwhatsyourhurry:

commanderkarkat:

you said youd always love me

WHY IS IT SURROUNDED BY SALT

#BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING DEMON

HOW CAN YOU BE ON TUMBLR AND NOT KNOW ABOUT THE SALT

thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:23:51 -0400

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?